You Know You've Been Spending Too Much Time on Early 14th Century History When...
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You Know You’ve Been Spending Too Much Time On Early 14th Century History When…
You sign your letters with Hughs and kisses instead of hugs and kisses.
You refuse to buy any other variety of potato than King Edwards.
Your digital clock tells you that it is 13:22 and you immediately think of Boroughbridge.
After hours of looking at Anglo-French documents suddenly modern day writing looks peculiar and makes no sense. And as for text speak!
Even music by Mozart and Bach sounds too modern.
You look at your shopping receipts and automatically convert the total into marks.
You go for a horse riding lesson and inquire if they have a good palfrey.
(For the girls - mostly) Whereas once upon a time you had a thing about men in uniform, now you have a thing about men in armour.
Your friends and family start to (a) have a glassy look in their eyes when you talk to them about what you’re doing, (b) begin to avoid you.
The word ‘geek’ begins to fit your personality.
You address people as ‘Sire’, ‘Lord’, ‘Lady’ or ‘Madam’ - earning you strange looks at the bank.
You make a special pilgrimage to Blacklow Hill and lay flowers for Piers.
You feel really guilty about eating bacon and egg because you’ve realised that it’s Lent.
You wear a black armband (or celebrate) on November 24th.
Originally posted by Jules Frusher 10 March 2008